Wednesday, October 31, 2012

In honor of new Star Wars movies being produced, I present 130 movies better than Star Wars

I'm depressed by the announcement of more Star Wars movies to be produced. To me, this franchise is the NFL of cinema. An overhyped, overrated, somewhat pointless movie series that, while moderately entertaining, are in NO WAY worthy of the hype and praise that they receive. To many people, the original trilogy is referred to as the "holy trilogy" which I think is just asinine in every sense of the word. Applying such terminology to any trilogy of movies is insane by itself but applying it to such films as these is even more insane.

All 6 films are little more than eye candy and regardless of what the Star Wars fan base might think, if you take the special effects out of them, they would have absolutely no relevance today nor would they be anything remotely near as popular as they are. I realize my opinions are in the minority in relation to these films and granted I didn't see my first Star Wars film until 2005 so I didn't grow up watching these films but at the same time, like the Indiana Jones, Back To The Future and Jurassic Park films, I have really, really tried to love these films and the fact is, I just can't. There is so much better that cinema has to offer than Star Wars.

With these thoughts in mind, I present to you the first 130 movies that I can think of that are better than anything that has the Star Wars name on it. These are in no particular order and in fact are a bit random in their order. They're just ones I've come up with off the top of my head. If I list one twice, my apologies but let me know and I'm sure I'll easily be able to replace it with another one.

130 Films Better Than Star Wars:


The Good The Bad and The Ugly  

Seven Samurai 

Terminator 2: Judgment Day 

The Dark Knight 

My Neighbor Totoro 

Fistful of Dollars

For a Few Dollars More

Ran 

Yojimbo

Rashomon

Throne Of Blood

Sanjuro 

Kagemusha 

The Hidden Fortress 

The Bad Sleep Well 

High and Low 

Drunken Angel 

The Men Who Tread On The Tiger's Tail 

The Lower Depths 

Red Beard 

The Terminator 

Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines 

Terminator Salvation 

First Blood 

Rambo 

Saw

The Lion King

Wall-E

Cars

Lawrence Of Arabia

The Crow

Saving Private Ryan

The Transformers: The Movie(1986)

The Bridge on the River Kwai

The Silence of the Lambs

Red Dragon

Taken

Sin City

Shrek

Shrek 2

Halloween(1978)

Texas Chainsaw Massacre(1972)

Street Fighter II: The Animated Movie

Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring

Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers

Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King

The Ten Commandments

Gladiator

Schindler's List

The Matrix

The Matrix Reloaded

The Matrix Revolutions

American History X

Alien

Aliens

Dirty Harry

Planet Of The Apes(1968)

The Naked Gun

Gettysburg

Predator

Crank

The Naked Gun

Casino Royale

300

Con Air

No Country For Old Men

Friday the 13th Part 6: Jason Lives

Red Cliff

The Exorcist

Unforgiven(1992)

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

Star Trek III: The Search For Spock

Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

Star Trek: First Contact

Star Trek (2009)

Last Action Hero

The Passion of the Christ

Batman Begins

The Blues Brothers

Platoon

The Siege of Firebase Gloria

North by Northwest

Gojira

Ben Hur

Once Upon a Time in the West

Se7en

Toy Story

Toy Story 2

Toy Story 3

The Maltese Falcon

King Kong(1933)

Treasure of the Sierra Madre

Fight Club

12 Angry Men

Casablanca

Doctor Zhivago

The Dark Knight Rises

2001: A Space Odyssey

Avatar

Apocalypse Now

Dr. Strangelove: Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb

The Shawshank Redemption

High Noon

Fritz Lang's M

Metropolis

Titanic

The Godfather

The Godfather Part 2

The Godfather Part 3

Inception

Der Untergang(Downfall)

The Day The Earth Stood Still (1951)

Once Upon A Time In America

The Last Temptation Of Christ

Stagecoach

Charade

Touch Of Evil

Double Indemnity

Psycho

Ponyo

The Secret World Of Arietty

Castle In The Sky

The French Connection

To Catch A Thief

The Avengers(2012)

Duck, You Sucker

The Incredibles

Princess Mononoke

Howl's Moving Castle

Blade Runner


Update 11/2: I noticed that I had Titanic listed twice. This has been fixed.



Tuesday, October 23, 2012

2012-13 NBA Playoff Predictions

In the words of Paul Ellering, I HAVE RETURNED! I've gotten a little break in the madness that is my semester at RCC so I'll return to the blog by continuing my yearly tradition of predicting the teams that will make the NBA playoffs for the coming season.

I will hopefully have time to revisit this in April to make predictions for the Conference Finals and NBA Finals(Spring 2013 is looking like an even bigger madhouse in terms of classes) but for now, here are my predictions for the teams that will get in. Other than the number 1 seed, these are in no particular order. For the record, I correctly predicted all 16 playoff teams last year and predicted the correct matchup for the NBA Finals, even though my outcome was wrong. I had OKC over Miami in 7 games.

Eastern Conference:

Top Seed: Miami Heat

Indiana Pacers, Atlanta Hawks, Boston Celtics, New York Knicks, Philadelphia 76ers, Brooklyn Nets, Chicago Bulls.

Western Conference:

Top Seed: Oklahoma City Thunder

Los Angeles Lakers, Los Angeles Clippers, San Antonio Spurs, Memphis Grizzlies, Minnesota Timberwolves, Denver Nuggets, New Orleans Hornets.


Of the teams I have listed, without making any official predictions yet, I believe this year is Miami's championship to lose. In the East, they are head, shoulders and chest above every other team in that conference. The only teams I think in the NBA that might give them a run are the Lakers and Thunder and I don't give either of them a very good shot at dethroning Miami. Lots can change due to injuries, team chemistry issues(particularly in the case of the Lakers) and a myriad of other things but all things equal, I don't believe anyone can touch Miami this year.